| Greg was born in Akron, Ohio. Seven out of the 43 US presidents were
born in Ohio. So if you do your math, Greg has about a one in six
chance of becoming the most powerful person on earth. He was raised in Mountlake Terrace, Washington. What? You
don't know where that is? Public education has failed our great land.
Greg is now a public educator, working for the Provo School District,
teaching eighth grade math. His former mascots include the Hawks
(Mountlake Terrace High School), the Huskies (University of
Washington), the Cougars (BYU), the Wolverines (UVSC - don't jump the
gun on university status), and the Lemmings (Mountlake Terrace Parks
and Recreation's summer swim team). Greg is monogamously married and
has spawned.
In terms of his comedic experience, Greg took the beginning workshop at
ComedySportz in the fall of 2002. Recognizing his natural talent,
ComedySportz put him on the fast track, and in only three years he
blazed his way onto the CSZ stage. His forgetable characters include
the food network's Emeril Lagasse, Geoff the Wookie interpreter, and
Kevin Anderson the head of research and development at Starbucks. Greg
also performs stand up comedy. Most notably, he opened for Weird Al
Yankovic in 2004 at the Utah State Fair, performing for a sold out
crowd of 3500 hecklers.
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