| Ollie was born and raised in Wyoming and Idaho until the ripe old age of 13,
where he was saved from life of rednecked-ness by moving to Scottsdale, AZ.
This explains Ollie's insatiable lust for potatoes -- (his "White Master")
but Ollie is equally addicted to the twin temptresses of Diet Coke, ("The
Dark Sauce") and Hostess Raspberry Powdered Doughnuts ("His Powdery
Peccadillo"). Known by some as a Super Nerd, Ollie has over 5 years
experience in high school and BYU marching bands, where he actually served
as Drum Major and gained such alluring musical talents as the bassoon and
the English Hand Bells. Apart from his Comedy Sportz salary Ollie scrapes
out a meager living as the owner of a search engine marketing company.
Ollie is fond of reciting clam poems. |
